The Holy Hobo is a Mecca for good vibes and good times. A safe camp for brunching, lunching, late-night munching; Chilling, relaxing and all out dancing. Wear your Armani or Primarni, your DM’s your heels. Be dressed to the nines, or for those dressed down times. We don’t care if you’re into hip-hop, house, indie, rock or pop; we are a place to hang your hat on any occasion.

However, behind the scenes there lies a secret. The Holy Hobo is not all innocent and sweet. Hidden in plain sight is the forgotten Lair of Dr. Sinclair, a secret venue for the curious and cool. Sip your poison in our hidden speakeasy as we mix equal parts glamour and boudoir, dungeon and bunker, basked in red lighting, flickering to the dancing candlelight.

Start to believe. Spread the word. Let us be your Sanctuary.

Function Spaces

The Holy Hobo Sanctuary

The Sanctuary offers the perfect party setting. Ideally situated near the main bar and dancefloor, you feel the buzz from other revellers whilst raised above the action as our VIPs, semi-concealed with partition walls for that feel of privacy. The area can comfortably accommodate up to 40 guests’ seating, 60 guests in total. Make the space your own, with furniture that can be added or taken away to your tastes.

Add divine tasty morsels to your party offering light-bights and buffet options from £5.95 per head. Speak to your event planner for the most up-to-date menus.

Capacity: Up to 60 guests

Area Hire: £50

Deposit: Dependent on group size

The Dr.s Lair

Treat your guests to a night of mystery and intrigue in Newcastle’s best kept secret. Hidden in plain sight, find your way to the forgotten Lair of Dr. Sinclair with only an innocent plaque on the wall to giveaway its existence.

Perks include both private toilets and private bar, manned by our expert mixologists. The fixed booths provide ample seating for up to 120 guests, and with an independent sound system you have control over the soundtrack to your night. Request one of our resident DJs from £50ph, be the master of your own playlist, or let us know what genre captivates you and let us set one to suit.

Capacity: Up to 120 guests

Room Hire/Minimum spend: Prices on request

Deposit: Prices on request

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